{"product_id":"hurry-up-and-wait-military-sloth-sticker-tactical-vinyl-kiss-cut","title":"Hurry Up and Wait Military Sloth Sticker — Tactical Vinyl Kiss-Cut","description":"A glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker featuring a tactical sloth in full gear, holding a rifle with night-vision goggles and a patch that reads ‘SLOTH’. The illustration balances dry humor with detailed military-style rendering; muted earth tones and crisp linework make the character feel both rugged and playfully deadpan. The phrase “HURRY UP AND WAIT” grounds the design in the familiar cadence of mission life, delivering a wink to anyone who’s spent hours on standby. Stick it to your laptop, water-resistant case, or journal to add personality and a subtle nod to field humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-solvent inks for vibrant, long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, smooth, bubble-free application; available in 4 sizes\u003cbr\u003e- White or transparent background options; PNG-ready kiss-cut format\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":48746555048155,"sku":"32472587866523024193","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":48746555080923,"sku":"32920173098152912039","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":48746555113691,"sku":"16569395645705842769","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":48746555146459,"sku":"13395749762292190599","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/8479\/8427\/files\/16441664960457554629_1200.jpg?v=1777996454","url":"https:\/\/abovegroundgear.net\/products\/hurry-up-and-wait-military-sloth-sticker-tactical-vinyl-kiss-cut","provider":"Above Ground Gear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}